The Ibrahim Ali award

Ibrahim Ali who was revoked of his Datukship by his Highness the Sultan of Kelantan, for his excellent service to the country, is now calling  aspirants for the great Ibrahim Ali Award, through his Alma matter Uitm. He has promised reward of five thousand Ringgit for male and female recipients.

There is a general consensus among his friends from Perkasa that the invulnerable and the epitome of survivalism, the humble frog is to be used as a symbol for this prestigious award. The idea to give the award trophy as a replica of the amphibian frog, which survives in water and land, is also to recognize the prowess of the greatest of all frogs Ibrahim Ali, who keeps hoping from party to party for his political suvival.

And people are proposing that this award must be presented by the one and only Dr. Mahathir, who has taken great pain to guide Ibrahim Ali for what he is now. There will be no double opinion that this prestigious award must be presented and given away by the esteemed puppeteer Dr.M.the patron of Perkasa.

Ideally the candidate must be a person who must call press conferences and curse everyone and sundry as an enemy of the Malay race, the royalty and the country. He must be well versed in calling for the revoking people’s citizenship and apt in burning and stomping photos of his perceived enemy. 

There is wide spread euphoria for Ibrahim Ali’s proposal mainly from ex students of Uitm  and other friendly NGO's of Perkasa, which they think will revitalize, rejuvenate and energies Uitm and take it to greater heights. As such all those  who are from Uitm are requested to submit their credentials to them immediately. Please go to this link for further info. Best wishes for the candidates.