The Bersih Syndrom

De house doctor has been called to prescribe medicine for the symptoms of the strange mysterious sickness of BN, the deadly Bersih Syndrome, now engulfing the ruling elites. Doctors from North Africa and Middle East are swearing it has similar symptoms akin to the Tahrir Square Syndrome and the Ben Ali Ailment, which are predicted to be very deadly. Their Doctors has prescribed that the deadly Bersih virus must be neutralized before 9^th of July, to arrest it from attacking the central nerves system and disabling whole body before the next bout of aliments expected at PRU 13 seasons.

The Tsunami attack of the Mar 2008, which warranted it to be treated in ICU with life supporting systems, where it’s component body parts failed miserably to support, medications from distant land, like the Miracle medicine of APCO from the Middle East, was procured with millions of ringgit as a matter of great urgency: is not able to cure or stop the deterioration of the aliments. The entire micro managing specialist of APCO Doctors has not rejuvenated the ailing party, may be too and infirm and beyond redemption.

Symptoms of the deadly viral Bersih Fever are the shivering and extreme precipitations and urinating with pants on, with the blubbering’s and repeated hysteria and panicking behavior when the name Bersih is uttered. The capacity of the brain to think rationally has already been radically jeopardized, which is now manifested by its myopic speeches and actions those of BN. The name Mat Sabu and Ambiga Sreenivasan has become a name which triggers bouts of pandemonium, hysteria and phobia among them.

Ibrahim Ali is now suspected to be severely affected by the viral attack, his earlier known half delusions of grandeur like  the expounding of his favorite pastime of making Police reports for all petty and sundry, has now proceeded to his full blown insanity, he is now found burning pictures of people involved with Bersih, talking with clenched fists and shouting obscenities with his henchman and proclaiming as the new Generalissimo, and next day denying all his earlier statement, who is apt at shadow boxing, and creating enemies from thin air.

When a nation’s elections are continuously breached, and Election Commission acts as an instrument of the ruling party and people’s repeated pleading for electoral reforms falls on deaf ears, the Rakyat has now been forced to take measures to bring the desired changes. The continuous anti Bersih propaganda of the government with its spins by the complicity of the Main Stream media has only popularized the people’s resolve to support them. The people cannot be forever subdued, and now they at forefront of change. And to BN, CHANGE BEFORE CHANGE CHANGES YOU.